A Man and His Wife

A man and his wife

A man took his wife to a rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached. That said, “This bull mated 50 times last year,” The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year”.

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ”This bull mate 120 times last year.” The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “That is more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him”.

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, “This bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband’s rib, and said, “That is once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”

The husband looked at her with sharp eyes, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow!!!”